i wanna eff you in an elevator!

this is soo retarded!:)) but funny!:))

WRITE DOWN WHAT IT SAYS IN THE DAY U WERE BORN...FOR EXAMPLE{ I WANNA KISS YOU IN THE RAIN}

Jan. - i WANNA FEEL YOU
Feb. - i WANNA SEX YOU
Mar. - i WANNA FUCK YOU
Apr.- i WANNA DANCE WiTH YOU
May.- i WANT YOUR BODY
Jun. - i WANNA KISS YOU
Jul. - i WANNA BITE YOU
Aug. - i WANNA liCK YOU
Sep. - i WANNA lOVE YOU
Oct. - i WANNA TOUCH YOU
Nov. - i WANNA RUB YOU
Dec. - i WANNA TAKE YOU TO SEX HEAVEN

1- iN THE STATiON WAGON
2- iN AN ElEVATOR
3- iN A BLIZZARD
4- IN A STREET.
5- ON THE STAiRS
6- ON THE COUNTER
7- ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL
8- iN A ClOSET
9- ON ViDEO CAMERA
10- iN THE BATH TUB
11- iN THE SHEETS
12- iN THE BASEMENT
13- iN THE BACK OF A CAR
14- WHilE WATCHiNG PORN
15- iN THE DOG'S CAGE
16- iN THE SHED
17- iN THE HOT TUB
18- ON THE ROOF
19- iN THE SWiMMiNG POOl
20- WiTH STRAWBERRiES
21- iN THE DRESSiNG ROOM
22- oN thE ToiLeT
23- AT A GAS STATiON
24- iN THE RAiN
25- iN THE ATTiC
26- iN THE lAUNDRY ROOM
27- ALL NiGHT LONG
28- AT MY GRANDPARENTS HOUSE
29- WiTH KiWi
30- AT THE POST OFFiCE
31- AT CHUCKiE CHEESE